snizzpod

Elizabeth washs her snizzpod every day to prevent infection.
by jack April 28, 2003
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Poi

Godly figure, muchly adored by all. Known for beating up dirty mosher with his sozart mates
'I love Poi, he's so amazing'

"Come on Poi, lets do some mosher bashin'"
by Jack May 05, 2005
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gullet

my gullet hurts! hahahha
by Jack May 13, 2005
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Emergency brake

You idiot, It's called a hand brake it the UK, and 'smarter americans'? what a joke! who's stupider that americans? apart from donkeys?. No-one! that's right, you're the idiot.
You'll never drift round that corner without using the handbrake
by Jack March 20, 2005
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blove

Similar to 'love,' but reserved more for platonic love between very close friends.
"I blove you, homie."
by Jack June 17, 2003
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Scarlet Begonias

A song originaly made by the Greatful Dead but made better by Sublime
As I was walkin’ down rubadub square
Not a chill to the wind but a nip to the air
From another direction she was caught in my eye
It could be an illusion but I might as well try
Might as well try

She had rings on her fingers and bells on her shoes
And I knew without asking- she was into the blues
She wore scarlet begonias tucked into her curls
I knew right away she was not like other girls
Like other girls

Well I ain’t never been right as I ain’t never been wrong
As heaven works out the way it does in this song (hey)
’cuz once in awhile you get shown in the light in the strangest of places
If you look at it right

It was the summer of love and I thank the stars above
Because the woman took a lovin’ over me
And just to gain her trust I bought a microbus
Because I sold off all my personal property

A tight tye-dye dress she was a psychadelic mess
We toured to the north, south, east, and west
We sold some mushroom tea we sold some extacy we sold nitrous, opium,
Acid, heroin, and pcp

And now I hear the police comin’ after me
Yes now I hear the police comin’ after me
The one scarlet with the flowers in her hair she’s got the police comin’
After me

But there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the way she moves
All scarlet begonias and a touch of the blues
And there ain’t nothin’ wrong with the love that’s in her eye
I had to learn the hard way just to let her pass by
Let it pass by
Oh just let her pass by
by Jack August 04, 2004
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Bitch Piss

A fruity flavoured alcoholic beverage consumed by women and females.
"all jon drinks is bitch piss and archers-lemonade! wot a woman!"
by Jack May 25, 2003
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