JW's definitions

monkey jizz

A special kind of jizz .. fresh from a monkey ... what dreams are made of ... what you want the people in your company to be full of !... to have the power of greyskull.

Your a monkey jizzer - you are soooo good ... you are the best salesman around in this company !

by jw March 20, 2005

Money party

A segment on the news where the financial expert comes on to talk about the markets, especially on an up-market day.

Joe Scarborough to Erin Burnett on MSNBC, "Hey, international superstar Erin Burnet is here to talk about the markets. It's a money party!"

by JW March 18, 2009

emo kid

emo- short for emotional
emo kid- b. martinez

that emo kid cries over her broken heart.

cheer up emo kid.

by jw April 6, 2004

dupp

An opportunity at a location southernmost that shall not be missed or passed up by a dear friend.

Hey you idiot, take the dupp!

by JW February 18, 2005

reconnaissance

Information gathered on the sly about a lover/friend/enemy.

I saw your boyfriend at the gay bar last night dancing with another man. Good reconnaissance work.

by JW March 6, 2009

deeshe

Chav speak for friend, used mainly in a one-to-one basis when describing how pissed they got, how many people they killed or what happened 'dawnnn' market.

"Fukin' hell, he was like proper givin it and i weren;t takin none of it deeshe, so i went an fukin stamped on his face'

by JW April 24, 2005

george w bush

not my president (or NMP)

Someone from Sydney: I'm lucky to be an Australian, because he's not my president.

Someone from Basra: I'm lucky to be an Iraqi, because he's not my president or is he?

Someone from California: "Dude he's NMP!"

by jw February 27, 2005