JUNIOR's definitions

the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala

a working faith

by junior February 12, 2004

C-cup

minimum interesting bra size.

His neck was getting stiff from all the passing C-cups. The cop suggested he put his neck back in his pantz.

by Junior January 5, 2004

tainticles

the sasquatchuan hairs that protrude from the taint area, often catching fresh dingleberries

My tainticles trap dingleberries like a venus flytrap.

by Junior November 26, 2004

shag band

A Plastic band(bracelet) that is worn on one's wrist preferably by a so called 'Grungy' or n e who likes em the jist of em is if someone brakes your shagband u hav to shag em...thats about it really and they come in different colours n some mean different things ie.a kiss

Im drunk on a friday nite and a girl brakes my *black Shag Band* (thats the shaggin 1 black* so i shag em that nite (hypothetically) please post the meanings of otha colours

by Junior September 22, 2003

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

fetish

Something that satisfies your needs in a sexual way or in other words, the act of doing something that turns you on.

I got a fetish for being handcuffed to the bed while being sucked away by a girl.

by Junior August 7, 2003