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hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.
Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.
My bride and I have 5 kids.
The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.
My bride and I have 5 kids.
The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.
by Junior January 7, 2004
Get the bride mug.a greek sex god, known for causing young-looking female "children" to become pregnant with his offspring.
I worked with a child-like nymph named Anne-Marie. When she discovered she was pregnant, she told me that a greek sex god had caused her to become pregnant with his offspring.
Rossmar made it quick, and fast, the little 97-pound girl felt nothing as he did his thing, mounting her quickly, squirting, and leaving her asleep but unsatiated.
Rossmar made it quick, and fast, the little 97-pound girl felt nothing as he did his thing, mounting her quickly, squirting, and leaving her asleep but unsatiated.
by Junior January 7, 2004
Get the rossmar mug.(noun) (1) a goof, a jerk-off, an idiot
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.
circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
(2) circular object protruding off a female's chest. Usually used for feeding babies and in foreplay (not necessarily in that order). Each boob has a nipple, the little pointy thing on the end that pops up like an erection when brushed, massaged, or touched with an ice cube (or an icy wind). The bra is the device required to support a pair of boobs. See A-cup B-cup C-cup D-cup E-cup well, you get the idea. If she is British, the nipples will sit much lower than the Japanese standard of 8" between collarbone and nipple. Sports bras are for A-cup women, who have nipples but no boob.
circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
On our first date, I didn't touch her. On our second date, I got to first base, I touched her boob. Next date, she met me naked at her front door and we fucked.
by Junior January 7, 2004
Get the boob mug.to perform fellatio, that is, to suck dick.
There is some debate as to whether the object of your affections, that is, the suckee, has to cum.If the sucker performs poorly, then the suckee or recipient is not going to get off
There is some debate as to whether the object of your affections, that is, the suckee, has to cum.If the sucker performs poorly, then the suckee or recipient is not going to get off
by Junior January 8, 2004
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