JUNIOR's definitions

pancake

a large nipple

She had small breasts but nipples as large as pancakes.

by Junior January 5, 2004

A-cup

bra cup size that is so small you have to wonder why she even bothers to buy one let alone ear it.

She must be an A-cup, her nipple and her breast are one and the same

by Junior January 5, 2004

B-cup

the bra size where the breast is finally slightly larger than the nipple by itself

Over the summer she graduated to a B-cup.

by Junior January 5, 2004

C-cup

finally, a respectable bra size

Over the summer her size increased from a B-cup to a C-cup.

by Junior January 5, 2004

D-cup

bra for the boob size that typically won't fit in your mouth

Whoa, that's a large C-cup coming towards us, no, its a D.

by Junior January 5, 2004

zit

if a girl has pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be easy. If they're the quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.

Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her rug, on her ass, and along her snatch. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my pecker in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while.

I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

by Junior January 7, 2004

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004