JUNIOR's definitions

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

Chalan

Es un dios pagano que cuando suena algo de metal cayendo, como unas monedas suenan: Chalan!

Dios del chalan, iluminame... Y el respondio: vete al carajo ueeyyy

by Junior October 31, 2003

large breasted

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

by Junior January 5, 2004

the jensen

a bible masta who talks about his life in germany and wers suspenders....he's a fire fighter oolala

a working faith

by junior February 12, 2004

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003

butt welder

Rectal intercourse.

I was visited by a butt welder in the showers last evening.

by junior September 8, 2003

rossmar

a greek sex god, known for causing young-looking female "children" to become pregnant with his offspring.

I worked with a child-like nymph named Anne-Marie. When she discovered she was pregnant, she told me that a greek sex god had caused her to become pregnant with his offspring.

Rossmar made it quick, and fast, the little 97-pound girl felt nothing as he did his thing, mounting her quickly, squirting, and leaving her asleep but unsatiated.

by Junior January 7, 2004