JUNIOR's definitions

bride

hicktown BabyBoomer expression referring to one's (female) beloved, regardless of how long you've been married or living together, regardless of age, regardless of how many offspring. Just a sickeningly sweet reference to how much you're still in love with her.

Me and the bride celebrated our 35th last year.

My bride and I have 5 kids.

The bride sucks me off a coupla times a month.

by Junior January 7, 2004

D-cup

bra for the boob size that typically won't fit in your mouth

Whoa, that's a large C-cup coming towards us, no, its a D.

by Junior January 5, 2004

Wolf

1.A cousin of the dog
2.One of the best players in cTs
3.Ownes everyone but Tim Vader

1.The wolf and dog are related
2.Sven had no chance because he was against wolf
3.Wolf beats everyone until he meets with Tim Vader

by Junior July 28, 2004

give head

to perform fellatio, that is, to suck dick.
There is some debate as to whether the object of your affections, that is, the suckee, has to cum.If the sucker performs poorly, then the suckee or recipient is not going to get off

She gives excellent head. I became gradually more aroused, then came after about 10 minutes.

by Junior January 8, 2004

neck

slang term for a penis

"But officer, we were just necking".

"Well, put your neck back in your pantz and get out of the park."

by Junior January 5, 2004

C-cup

finally, a respectable bra size

Over the summer her size increased from a B-cup to a C-cup.

by Junior January 5, 2004

Krunk

Krunk is the purple cartoon character on "Justice Friends". "Justice Friends" cartoon is a spinoff of "Dexter's Laboratory" on Cartoon Network. Krunk is a spoof character of The Incredible HULK, in-that his skin is purple and wears tattered green pants. He also has an overabundance of muscleature and is simple minded. He enjoys watching the show, "Puppet Pals". His full title and name is: The Infraggable Krunk.

"Justice Friends"

This is a true story of three super heroes, picked to live in a house, and have their lives taped. To find out what happens when they're done saving the world...or not. The Justice Friends premiered as part of Dexter's Laboratory in an odd twist of the traditional super hero genera. A mix of the classic Super Friends and MTV's Real World, brings us the daily ins and outs of being a hero, even when they're not that super. Val Hallen, the Viking god of rock n' roll, Major Glory, an all-American hero, and the Infraggable Krunk all join forces to face one thing: daily life.

by junior December 14, 2004