JUNIOR's definitions

A-cup

bra cup size that is so small you have to wonder why she even bothers to buy one let alone ear it.

She must be an A-cup, her nipple and her breast are one and the same

by Junior January 5, 2004

binghole

a pudgy and smug jerk

That guy thinks people like him, but everyone thinks he's a binghole.

by Junior August 31, 2004

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003

bwerp

A non malignant lump/growth of flesh, usually found on the face.

Robert De Niro's facial accessory

by junior December 9, 2004

muustaga

A mustache for the cat, or puss if you will.

woa! did you see the muustaga on the german looking naked hoe, looked like hitler

by Junior February 9, 2005

painul

the act of taking a freshly greased newborn and inserting it into the mother's bottom, simulating anal sex with an oil drum, hence the name, "painul", sex.

"Oh yah Danny, now jam it into my ace real slick like and make it painul"

by JUNIOR July 25, 2012