JUNIOR's definitions

large breasted

anything over a C-cup

Marty picked up a large breasted c*ck-sucker during his bird hunt.

by Junior January 5, 2004

zit

if a girl has pimples anywhere visible, you can bet she's going to be easy. If they're the quishy kind, you're even luckier. She'll be grateful for anything you do TO her or FOR her. Cuz a lotta guys won't give her a straight look.

Jennie had zits on her face, her shoulders, and her tits. When we went to the secluded beach I found out she also had them in her rug, on her ass, and along her snatch. I was careful where I kissed her, but she took my pecker in, I think she hadn't had one in a long while.

I offered to help her with her zits. We showered together, I towelled her dry, then began to really clean her. For the large ones, I froze them individually with an icecube, then expressed them, and applied an antibiotic cream. The ones in the lower end of her bush were most exciting, I was rock hard. I left the ones on her upper back for last. We lay there, her back to my front. As I slowly worked on her, I slipped my p*nis between her lips and gently rocked until I came on her. How cud she be disgusted when I'd been picking her zits all afternoon ?

by Junior January 7, 2004

fetish

Something that satisfies your needs in a sexual way or in other words, the act of doing something that turns you on.

I got a fetish for being handcuffed to the bed while being sucked away by a girl.

by Junior August 7, 2003

B-cup

the bra size where the breast is finally slightly larger than the nipple by itself

Over the summer she graduated to a B-cup.

by Junior January 5, 2004

Jagoff

Pittsburgh slang for anyone irritating, out of line, not in love with the Steelers or not drinking Iron City on a regular basis.

Yinz gonna go donton to watch the Stilers at Lenny's and drink some ahrns or go sit wit the jagoffs and watch football at Chubby's.

by junior November 19, 2003

irish sausage

a 6.5" sausage as opposed to the shorter bratwurst or German sausage which is a mere 5.3" long on average. The Irish sausage also has a thicker base, for more sensation when it passes thru the lips (either set).

She really enjoyed the Irish sausage after years of bratwurst and other German sausages.

by Junior January 5, 2004

bwerp

A non malignant lump/growth of flesh, usually found on the face.

Robert De Niro's facial accessory

by junior December 9, 2004