JUAN's definitions

bortardation

A state of mind one slips into after being bored for so long that you begin to act retarded to amuse yourself.

Your Momma drinks goat milk!...ahem, excuse me, I'm suffering from bortardation.

by Juan February 26, 2003

CORT

A really attractive guy. A guy who get's more girls than seemingly possible by his looks.

That guy is soooo Cort.

by juan December 16, 2003

ghettocore

when something is in fact ghetto to its core

Patman's boots were fucking ghettocore, then I tripped and almost fell.

by Juan November 11, 2004

willbeism

A theory made by a small gang, which involves the subject of time and god.

I subscribed to the theory of willbeism

by Juan February 6, 2004

firing squad

Coming from the game called butts up. If someone receives the "butts up" he or she must line up against the wall with their butt in the air and the other players throw baseballs at his/her butt.

Many kids are involved in a firing squad on the playground during recess.

by JUAN September 5, 2004

candy

cigarettes

none

by JUAN October 19, 2003

Eunuch jelly man

:NOUN: 1. Someone who has had their balls removed
2. A man who is the equivalent of a goat only on Saturdays when he's drinking massive amounts of alcohol.

1. I feel bad for that eunuch jelly man
2. Man, yesterday i turned into a eunuch jelly man

by Juan April 3, 2004