JP408's definitions

red indian

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.

I was drunker than a red indian last night

by JP408 July 1, 2007

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Thrust and Throw

The seamless removal of a condom mid coitus. It involves a smooth thrusting motion during sex. During this motion the condom is removed and thrown to the corner of the room. The removal must be seemless to avoid detection.

She made me wear a condom so I had to pull the old thrust and throw on her.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 29, 2007

rooster

The last half inch thrust during doggy style sex. This involves thrusting forcefully with your pelvis and perching up on your toes in order to look like a crowing rooster. It occurs right before ejaculation or to fuck a gay man straight.

I was about to bust so I gave her the rooster.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 29, 2007