ride the lightning

Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.
Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth
by JP408 June 29, 2007
mugGet the ride the lightningmug.

red indian

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.
I was drunker than a red indian last night
by JP408 July 01, 2007
mugGet the red indianmug.
a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning
That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head
by JP408 June 29, 2007
mugGet the Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins headmug.

swine herder

A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings
Man, that dude is a real swine herder
by JP408 June 29, 2007
mugGet the swine herdermug.

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.
Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.
by JP408 June 29, 2007
mugGet the monkey pawmug.

rooster

The last half inch thrust during doggy style sex. This involves thrusting forcefully with your pelvis and perching up on your toes in order to look like a crowing rooster. It occurs right before ejaculation or to fuck a gay man straight.
I was about to bust so I gave her the rooster.
by JP408 June 29, 2007
mugGet the roostermug.