JP408's definitions

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

ride the lightning

Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.

Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth

by JP408 June 29, 2007

red indian

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.

I was drunker than a red indian last night

by JP408 July 1, 2007

stove piping

To lick ones finger and touch a persons asshole in an inappropriate situation such as in a bar, church or resturaunt. To perform a proper stove piping the person must be a stranger. The name refers to the surprised yell of the victim.

I gave that broad a real stove piping last night

by JP408 June 29, 2007

rooster

The last half inch thrust during doggy style sex. This involves thrusting forcefully with your pelvis and perching up on your toes in order to look like a crowing rooster. It occurs right before ejaculation or to fuck a gay man straight.

I was about to bust so I gave her the rooster.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 29, 2007