JP408's definitions

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving

1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole

by JP408 June 29, 2007

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

rooster

The last half inch thrust during doggy style sex. This involves thrusting forcefully with your pelvis and perching up on your toes in order to look like a crowing rooster. It occurs right before ejaculation or to fuck a gay man straight.

I was about to bust so I gave her the rooster.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

swine herder

A man who habitually aims for fat girls in social settings

Man, that dude is a real swine herder

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 29, 2007

red indian

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.

I was drunker than a red indian last night

by JP408 July 1, 2007