JP408's definitions

ride the lightning

Fingering a girls ass and vagina at the same time.

Even though I'm older I still like making girls ride the lightning, it really takes me back to my youth

by JP408 June 29, 2007

monkey paw

the pubic hair protruding from the sides of a womans bikini or underwear. Looks like a monkey paw behind the fabric.

Did you see the monkey paw on that foreign lady.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving

1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole

by JP408 June 29, 2007

inexplicable sadness

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.

After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

red indian

A state of extreme drunkeness derived from the native american propensity to be a drunkard.

I was drunker than a red indian last night

by JP408 July 1, 2007

gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.

Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.

by JP408 July 1, 2007