JP408's definitions

gay points

A way of determining homosexuality in males based on a point system. If 100% is 100 points a man must only be 30% gay to be fully gay. Points are given for feminine qualities such as screaming when scared, not doing things because of danger involved, etc. Points shall not be given excessively because they are non-negotiable and remain throughout life. Any gay sexual act equals a full 100.

Dude, Berry got gay points yesterday for screaming when Q scared him. What a fag.

by JP408 July 1, 2007

fuzz bumper

1. A mustache or less commonly the two or three day growth of pubic hair after shaving

1. Look at the fuzz bumper on that asshole

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

a girls face that's leathered from excessive makeup or tanning

That broads face looks like old boot leather pulled over a mannequins head

by JP408 June 29, 2007

upper teeth bite

During the act of doggy style coitus the person doing the thrusting swings his head down and sinks his upper teeth into the middle of the back of the person he is screwing, he than uses them as a grappling hook to pull the other person closer.

I was hitting her up from behind and I decided to spice it up with an upper teeth bite

by JP408 June 30, 2007

inexplicable sadness

The feeling you get after you've been drinking heavily for several days and suddenly stop.

After that bender last week I caught a case of the inexplicable sadness.

by JP408 June 29, 2007

bait and switch

When a fairly attractive woman or man introduces themeselves to a group of the opposite sex in order to get their ugly friend in the door

I thought I was money but she bait and switched me into talking to that pig

by JP408 June 29, 2007

Thrust and Throw

The seamless removal of a condom mid coitus. It involves a smooth thrusting motion during sex. During this motion the condom is removed and thrown to the corner of the room. The removal must be seemless to avoid detection.

She made me wear a condom so I had to pull the old thrust and throw on her.

by JP408 June 29, 2007