JP the ENFP's definitions

Left-Winger

Someone who is politically left-wing. Example of left-wing ideas are as follows:

• Equality (Not to be confused with Equity) for all people in all walks of life.
• All religions and beliefs are welcome so long as they do not discriminate against others, offend others, or affect laws or the government.

• The government should not be affected by religion.
• The government should be large to protect equal rights for all people.
• Censorship is necessary to filter out ideas which are offensive to others.
• Minorities should be praised so as to balance power between groups of people.
• Religious freedom may be curtailed in order to provide genuine equality.
• Gay couples should be allowed to marry anywhere and in any way that a straight couple would.
• Abortion and contraception are necessary to maintain bodily autonomy.
• Access to healthcare, water, food, and shelter should be provided to all people by the government.
• The rich should be taxed highly and military spending should be cut to pay for social programs.

"Yeah, I'm a left-winger, and if you've got a problem with that, that's your problem."

by JP the ENFP June 17, 2022

antipartisan

Someone who opposes political party affiliation outside of elections. Antipartisans believe that political party affiliation and labeling among people, organizations, and news outlets promotes ignorance and amplifies division. They believe that political parties manipulate emotions and statistics to support an agenda. Basically, political independents on steroids.

Bob: "Tbh I hate the political party system."
Jeff: "Oh, you must be an antipartisan."

by JP the ENFP June 14, 2022

friends

Something you don't have.

"I'm gonna go out with friends."
"What friends?"

by JP the ENFP June 19, 2022

Socialist

1. A person who subscribes to the economically left-wing philosophy of Socialism/Marxism.

2. A derogatory term used in right-wing circles to criticize people who are left-wing.

1. "I think the government should run the economy."

"Oh, that means you're a socialist."

2. "Universal healthcare is a good idea."

"Socialist!"

by JP the ENFP June 17, 2022

Johnson City

Johnson City is a Small City/Large Town in Washington County, and the largest city in Tennessee east of Knoxville. It is located in the Tri-Cities, TN Metropolitan area, and is the largest city in that region, with a population of 66,936 as of 2020. Ranked one of the top 100 cities to live in America, it is home to many attractions including ETSU, the TVA Credit Union Ballpark, many annual festivals, and countless references in country songs. It is known for beautiful blue-ridge mountains and the sweet southern charm.

Suburbs and Independent Surrounding Cities Include:
Elizabethton, TN
Jonesborough, TN (Home to many attractions)
Gray, TN
Erwin, TN
Piney Flats, TN
Bluff City, TN
Bristol, TN
Kingsport, TN
Austin Springs (Unincorporated)
Greeneville, TN
Mountain City, TN
Asheville, NC
Abingdon, VA

“have you ever been to Johnson City?”
“No. Where’s that?”
“One of the best places on earth”

by JP the ENFP November 11, 2020

Neckbeard

A man who feels entitled to love despite being extremely unattractive and undesirable to women. They tend to have terrible hygiene, extreme political opinions, and hatred towards women. Interchangable with incel.

"This guy keeps asking me for nudes on Instagram!"
"Geesh, what a neckbeard!"

by JP the ENFP June 15, 2022

American Solidarity Party

The American Solidarity Party was founded during the 2010s. It is a Christian-Based Democratic Party. Basically Democrats but have Republican beliefs when the other side’s view violates church teachings.

“Are you a Republican or Democrat?”
“I’m a member of the American Solidarity Party”.
“What even is that?”

by JP the ENFP November 16, 2020