JP's definitions

wearing assless chaps

to be in service to another

we were waiting for Kiet so we could leave for the tournament, but he was cooking breakfast for his brother or something. His brother's got him wearing the assless chaps again.

by JP November 5, 2003

Di

1) a total waste of human existence, even more so than any other possible waste of human existence.
2) a lover of the cock

Di? he LOVES the cock!

by JP November 5, 2003

blogcandy

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.

The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.

by JP November 7, 2003

download the brown report

a euphemism for defecation.

i'll be right back, i have to go download the brown report. it may take a while because i have a slow connection.

by JP November 7, 2003

MacGuyver

noun - Great TV show which taught the average person how to avoid a crisis using everyday household items.

verb - to use the limited resources around oneself to get out of an impossible situation.

n. - yes, i WAS locked in the meat locker, but i learned how to get out on MacGuyver.

v. - so there i was, tied to chair in the middle of a burning room. luckily, i was able to MacGuyver my way out with some chewing gum, a fedora hat, the rubik's cube, and a can of Spaghetti-O's.

by JP November 7, 2003

BobRouse

a mediocre hockey player that has achieved mythical greatness through no fault of his own.

Used primarily as a non-sequitur.

That movie? BobRouse. Could it have been worse?

by JP November 7, 2003

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 8, 2003