blinker

who made up this word
by JP November 12, 2003
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Hot Seat

To charge an absorbent seat cushion by filling it with ass gas, only to leave and watch as an unsuspecting victim sits on the seat, discharging its noxious fumes.

N.B.: One must use only well cushioned, cloth seating surfaces in the act of hot seating. Leather and vinyl will simply deflect the rectal poisons, gassing the rookie conspirator.
Why did Professor Johnson just run out into the hall, crying?

Oh, I hot seated his desk chair before class. It must have been a bad one; I ate some dried apricots this morning.
by jp April 09, 2005
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sheep

a masturbation tool used by welsh people and derby county fans alike.

sheep own new zealand.
by JP March 29, 2004
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jaypo

by jp January 04, 2005
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Charo

Flamenco musician of the 70s. Holds the record for most guest appearances on the show "The Love Boat" and coined the phrase "cuchi cuchi". She recently appeared on the show "The Surreal Life 3".
Wow, charo has some huge boobies!
by JP January 30, 2005
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Perry System

A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.
According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.
by JP January 06, 2005
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Suckadelicious

To admire or express a liking for something or someone
This food is suckadelicious
by JP January 20, 2005
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