JP's definitions

Perry System

A system used by federal agencies to track and indicate fiscal dates in a filing system.

According to the indicators of the Perry System this file is ready for archiving.

by JP January 6, 2005

ass rambler

someone that talks about gettin ass but never hits it

man he aint nuttin but an ass rambler

by jp October 27, 2003

Clintonian

A slang term for sexually deviant behavior among married adults

Refers to the sexual exploits of former President Clinton

Oh I know our relationship is so Clintonian...but the sex is better.

Several years ago there were several acts of Clintonian behavior committed in the oval (oral) office....

by Jp July 4, 2004

blogcandy

A post on a blog that readers will love, but doesn't take much work on your part to post.

A subject that is such a good fit for the genre of your blog that your readers will eat it up.

The latest Ann Coulter book filled with distortions will provide tons of blogcandy for the liberal blogiverse.

by JP November 7, 2003

ping

slang for cocaine. derived from the act of placing the corner of a credit card into the bag and 'pinging' the coke up ones nose.

'Yo lets hook up with Joe and get some ping!"

by jp January 22, 2005

bamma

One who acts like a punk; a shystee person.

That bamma said he needed gas money but he had a full tank.

by JP May 2, 2003

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004