JP's definitions

loser cruiser

an old ugly shitty car

Ken will never get laid driving that loser cruiser!

by JP November 18, 2003

box of rocks

When a person, usually a male, has brain matter equivalent to a cardboard box containing a assortment of rocks with absolutely no street value. Not to be confused with a jewelry box.

Mike is a fuckin' box of rocks. He does the dumbest shit.

by JP May 13, 2005

Fudge-packer

1.A term for a homosexual male alluding to the supposed tendancy of fecal matter to become compacted during male on male anal sex. Often it is considered a derogotory term applied to a homosexual male. Also called a donut-puncher, cork-soaker, coke-sacker, sock-tucker.

Clarence is a fudge-packer. He'd like to know if he can push in your stool.

by jp November 30, 2003

JPirate

Noun: "amazingly awesome friend who has good taste in movies and music and will sit on your driveway with you and talk at 2/3 oclock in the morning, and who always lets you talk to her even if you dump a boatload of emotional crap that nobody else cares about on her" - Dough Kitty


See also: JP, oaojen

EX: JP hurdles like the wind.

by JP December 19, 2004

hegs wall

Laughably bad, random, or ridiculous resumes and other notes that people send into film production offices. Usually displayed on an office wall for the amusement of all.

David became highly embarassed when he saw his resume pinned up on the hegs wall next to an inmate's love letter to the child actor, a synopsis to an adult film called "Toy Story," and a picture of everyone in the office posing with a carboard cutout of Dean Cain as Superman.

by JP May 13, 2005

jaypo

meaning someone who is cool

jaypo is the best and is super cool

by jp January 4, 2005

beam me up

A way to say that you have made a final statement, rather than saying such as "fuck you" or "skippity bop pow", or "it's over, it's a scratch" Right Steve?

"I am not going to mow the lawn. Beam me up!"

by JP January 9, 2004