tongan

Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.

Tongans are huge!

by JP June 17, 2004

comeuppance

Tiny rubber super balls, such as the kind bought in supermarket vending machines.

"Kate threw a handfull of the things into the small room, and slammed the door before it's sole occupant could escape. 'You'll get your comeuppance!' She screamed."

by JP October 26, 2004

mostarded

adj. - the furthest degree of retardation.

Some of your ideas are plain dumb, but that has to be the mostarded thing you've ever said.

by JP November 09, 2003

Preen

Bastardized form of the word Preteen--used to refer to someone who's being a teenage douchebag.

Man, that girl's acting like such a preen with her boyfriend.

by JP May 08, 2004

tits on a bull

Someone or something that is absolutely fucking useless

Brian is a douchebag. There is foreskin worth more them him. He's clearly as useful as tits on a bull.

by JP March 12, 2005

Juntti

A.K.A. Redneck. Slang. Finnish language equivalent for Redneck. noun or verb

Your shirt is so Juntti

by JP July 16, 2003

BobRouse

a mediocre hockey player that has achieved mythical greatness through no fault of his own.

Used primarily as a non-sequitur.

That movie? BobRouse. Could it have been worse?

by JP November 07, 2003