JOn's definitions

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The Computers Alphabet

This is used by people that have much to white skin and carple tunnel syntrom

by Jon December 2, 2003

gobeil

a dumb ass kid who is a asshole

Jon you Are such a gobeil

by jon March 17, 2005

Hawkes

True brillliance and Richness.

Wow that's Hawkes!

by Jon October 13, 2003

t-bang

A sex position in which the female lies in an "L" shape with her legs in the air. The male stands over her, points his phallus downwards, and proceeds to ram her until ejacutlation. Usually done for bragging rights.

I t-banged that slut just like Peter North would've

by Jon November 4, 2003

Konglish

The Korean version of Japanese Engrish. Essentially, how certain English phrases get translated into Korean:
digital -> digtaur
camera -> kamera
cellphone ->handapone

"I sorry. I can only speak in the Konglish."

by Jon March 2, 2004

himan

A creature with four eyes.

Mami likes drawing text pictures of himans when talking on AIM. ==;;;;;;

by Jon June 19, 2005

youngbecker

A close cousin to the Lambera, the youngbecker answers posts on internet forums without thinking.

Or someone who mindlessly worships the poster with the highest post count.

"....So after I machined down the thrust bearing, the clutch fit properly..."

Youngbecker: "Sounds Interesting!"

by Jon February 5, 2005