JOn's definitions

feet first

previously on tuesday nights at camden palace the best night out full of cool people were everyone was off their face on ecstacy, with sick cotches to chill.

man lets get everyone down feet first this week its gonna be totally nuts

by jon December 5, 2004

cheap

someone that doesn't like to spend money

Olvier is very cheap

by jon June 21, 2003

Row Sham Bow

1) To totally flip out on somebody in a cool way. Sometimes accompanied by a Shilelah

OMG, Jon just ROW SHAM BOW'd that kid with his SHILELAH

by Jon August 18, 2004

American Eagle

Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.

Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.

prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.

other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.

by Jon February 1, 2005

Rudying

To touch everything in the room while indicating that one is ironically spreading germs.

Note: NBA center Rudy Gobert during March 9, 2020 post-game interview. Rudy Gobert was Rudying many items in the room during his post-game interview session and was subsequentially diagnosed with the COVID-19 virus two days later.

by Jon March 12, 2020

melodic

1. a term denoting the use of melody in a song. Also soothing or "soft" noises in a song.
2. term bands will relentlessly use to definie their new record.
3. Prefix added to several types of aggressive music

1. Have you heard the new Poison The Well Record? It's so Melodic!
2. "yeah our new record is alot like our last one, cept its heavier and more melodic.
3. Melodic-hardcore, Melodic-punk, etc.

by Jon December 24, 2003

gug

A generous and loving mother-in-law and/or grandmother

(Question) "Hey kids, wanna go over to Gug's house?" (Answer) "Yipee!"

by Jon December 25, 2003