JOhn Smith's definitions

insurance company whore

one who gains insurance company dollars by using there profession to deceive

That disablities exspert was a real insurance company whore.

by john smith March 31, 2003

clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

hot monkey sex

Sex in high Tempratures with Monkeys and Dil-do's

Bob and The Monkey had Hot Monkey Sex

by John Smith May 2, 2003

spoat

Something stylish and sporty. Ofton used to describe cars, particularly BMWs

Get your meximobile honda outta here and make way for my bimmer spoat!

by John Smith May 12, 2003

townie

habitat-cities, towns or villages. 'Note, when a townie lives in a village they spend most of their time in the nearest town, in parks and pubs.

A townie will wait with multiple other townie friends, sitting on a wall, waiting to 'hammer' non-townies who are enemies of the townies. Thus resulting in a townie being beaten in the fight by the stonger and more intelligent non-townie

by John Smith May 14, 2003

mcjob

NOUN Slang. A job, usually in the retail or service sector, that is low paying, often temporary, and offers minimal or no benefits or opportunity for promotion.

by John Smith July 3, 2003

fing

To move, esp. fingers

Woah, Francie fings her index so incessantly, I wonder when her finger will become weary.

by John Smith July 11, 2003