JOhn's definitions

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

Full Walton

1. Standard combination of ui controls in which Add and Remove buttons are positioned between list boxes of available and selected values. Archaic.
2. Depression-type poverty.

1. Do we really need a Full bloody Walton hoggin' up all the real estate?
2. Ever since the dot-com collapse, my finances have gone full Walton on me.

by John November 11, 2003

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003

The Sims

a video game where you can get people to do almost ANYTHING
but be carful with the wife she is pretty strict.

the sims pc

by john November 9, 2003

tots

Breasts

She's got a nice set of tots.

by John November 9, 2003

shit brick

The term used in the 17th century for the shape (object) horse manure form when loaded into wagons to be moved out of stables

That's a quite large shitbrick you're moving.

by John November 9, 2003

fart

Flatulence And Rectal Trauma
The building block for the flatomusical sound of Flatulina's music.

Flatulina's trademark sound is that of a fart with singing fish, and a big orchestra.

by john November 8, 2003