grand slam

when you are heaving sex with a chick, take out a baseball bat and shove it up into her anal cavity, then pull it back out and hit the chick in the face with it.
My girl was being a bitch, so i gave her a grand slam the next time we had sex.
by john May 13, 2005
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LHS Marching Band

n, A supremacist fascist organization who is hell bent on controlling every aspect of life at Lassiter High School.

aslo known as: The Band, Band Nazis
(Band Nazis): SIG HAIL DER BAND FUERER!!
(Der Band Fuerer): Yes my faithful minions, take over the school in the name of the band!
(Band Nazis): JA!, SIG HAIL, DER BAND!
by john November 30, 2004
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9er

the nickname of daren's dick. It is 9 inches long. girs love it...i know i do, hehehhe.
by john February 03, 2005
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Strength In Scars

Strength in Scars

\m/: Str N' Scrs


A group of idiots with shitty guitar riffs and gay vocals. ~fin~


Slang term for: Shitty Music
We are Stupid

we are strength in scars.
by John December 05, 2004
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Purple-headed Yogurt Slinger

After the cock has become fully erect, and the choking of the member has turned it a light tint of purple, a consentrated, fishy-smelling white substance is slung from the head like yogurt.
After a woman has performed felatio on her man(hopefully her man) and she has yogurt on her face, the Purple Head has Slung the Yogurt.
by John September 20, 2003
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no-home

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."
by john July 02, 2004
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Phu

this guy is a Phu. this guy has phu's skills. man, this guy's name must be phu because of his mad skills.
by John January 13, 2005
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