tea guzzling contest

A pissing contest among mathematicians.
Mathematician #1: Have you heard? Some guys discovered a Mersenne prime that's even bigger than the last one!

Mathematician #2: What a tea guzzling contest.
by John January 13, 2009
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brainiac

A person whose attempt at intelligence fails spectacularly. Usually used sarcastically in the phrase "what a brainiac".
"...and then his entire system crashed. What a brainiac."
by John May 12, 2004
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dumbass

the rear fo a dumb
I was behind the dumb, almost smelling the dumbass...
by john July 21, 2003
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fifer

a bad ass that will slit yo throat in a minute
BIATCH!!!!!!
by john May 12, 2003
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doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 05, 2003
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jackle

A legendary Irishman who stood outside social influence and spat on all who would try to change his ways.

(died by act of mob)

god
legend
fenian
That guy dont take no shit from nobody! a true jackle!
by john February 27, 2005
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x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
by John June 18, 2006
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