JOhn's definitions

scipione

ultra-young; inclined to take lengthy naps and/or look at himself in bathroom mirror(s).

those socks are scipione as hell.

by john October 7, 2004

yeti

A message board poster that specializes in low level harrassment posts. Also likes the "hit and run" posting. Fond of the word "monkey".

Monkeyman 22 was mocking me on the CF message board a week ago. I hammered him, but he never came back. Fuckin Yeti.

by John October 9, 2004

bizneeautch

an evolution of 'bitch'
at first, the word was bitch. then, in the '90s, the gangster folk became popular and started saying "beeyatch"
which soon turned into byatch, then, the final phaze, bizneeautch

you are a bizneeautch.

by john October 10, 2004

Minnesota

adj. the state of being ragged or worn out.

"I'm looking California, and feeling Minnesota" (from Soundgarden's famous "Outshined")

by john October 10, 2004

Gnome

A Small Bearded Man.
See Mr. Trimmer

Mr. Trimmer is a Gnome.

by John October 11, 2004

redirkculous

Used to replace 'ridiculous' since often ridiculous just doesn't cut it.

That kid is so redirkculous.

MAN UP! Zone coverage is redirkculous.

by John October 11, 2004

noot

the feeling one gets when one is sick and/or is taking a nap in the middle of the day. One will get physically warm on the outside and mentally warm on the inside but be physically shivering. Sometimes drooling is involved.

Sonja was in a state of noot when she fell asleep on the three hour airplane ride to Atlanta.

by John October 13, 2004