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impostorphobia

I feel sus. I have impostorphobia
by John June 17, 2021
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no-home

"Oh my god Susie, change your shirt. You look like a no-home."
by john July 2, 2004
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Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.
See Vespa's Grandfather.
by John July 3, 2004
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socker

Usually referring to the anus, although in rare circumstances can be defined as vagina.
Harry stuck his dick right into the socker.

Fred, being a bit tipsy, accidentally inserted himself into the socker.
by John July 4, 2004
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melk

Drink 3 glasses of melk a day!
by John July 8, 2004
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potty box

a container of toys or treats that a kid can pick something out of when (s)he uses the toilet instead of going in the diaper
Lil Kim got some raisins out of her potty box
by John July 8, 2004
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smacktard

smacktard -

The idea of someone being so retarded they deserve to be smacked.

This word is extremely flexible and can be used in almost any context.
if someone blocks you, you might say :

"bah, smacktard"


or how about this situation

* 1337boi has joined the channel
<ace> The smacktardidity in this channel has increased by 50%
by john July 9, 2004
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