JOhn's definitions

jagov

Noun. Also erroneously spelled jagoff. Man who combines the seemingly mutually exclusive traits of rudeness, stupidity and pride. Supremely derogatory. Used only in Pittsburgh and Chicago.

Someone please throw a beer at that shirtless jagov in the front row.

by John November 11, 2003

metrosexual

Any past contestants of Queer Eye For The Straight Guy

I Can't Believe It's Not GAY

by John November 12, 2003

Butt Mustard

The tangy yellow spread secreted from the anus during copulation - often used as a spread on chicken sandwiches.

Man, gimme some more of that butt mustard yo, my sandwich is dry.

by John November 12, 2003

Dooglits

Big Boobs

Who she got some dooglits

by John November 13, 2003

scag

junk, heroin

damn this is some boss scag baby

by john November 14, 2003

Bagh

A more bitter form of bah

BAGH! Ive had enough of your un-pirate like ways!

by John November 15, 2003

RSX

An entry level Acura. Replacing the Integra name plate in the US in 2002. Comes in two trims, base and Type S. The Type S has 40 more HP over the base giving it 200hp, 6 speed transmission, sportier suspention, leather seats, and a Bose sound system. Hailed by popular car magazines and tuner magazines alike. The RSX is still called the Honda Integra in Japan.

I was passed by and RSX today.

by John November 15, 2003