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mackem

One of the saddest, most idiotic and pathetic people ever to have walked the earth, the mackem still harps on about 2-1 victories over their far more illustrious and infinitely cleaner neighbours. The average mackem is obsessed with Newcastle and has a mouth the size of the tyne tunnel, which is unfortunate since being relegated as the worst team in Premiership history should have been the catalyst for keeping the aformentioned big mouth FIRMLY SHUT
that streaker is a thick mackem wanker
by John November 18, 2003
mugGet the mackemmug.

Banager

A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money
The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.
by JOhn April 11, 2005
mugGet the Banagermug.

Crazybadger

cool website, people hurting themselves, the website rocks!!! can be used as something to call someone.
shut up you CRAZYBADGER
by john December 10, 2003
mugGet the Crazybadgermug.

sticky man piss

see wordjizz/word
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
Sticky man piss,
wordJohn/word loves the cock!
by John August 30, 2003
mugGet the sticky man pissmug.

Thrash

A yahoo chatroom category that should not share rooms with punk and ska. In fact, none of those should mix in public. It's like dropping different kinds of large predatory cats in the same pit.
Go there and see for yourself. they just slag each other all day long.
by John November 25, 2003
mugGet the Thrashmug.

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california
:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands
by john January 19, 2004
mugGet the unlandmug.

Peanut butter Waffle

The act of spreading peanut butter on the male genitilia before jizzing and stuffing it in a toaster, therefor short-circuiting the toaster and giving a massive orgasm.
John did a Peanut utter waffle on power level 10 and killed himself.
by John January 9, 2004
mugGet the Peanut butter Wafflemug.

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