JOhn's definitions

sherman's classic shifter

ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car

first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.

megan gave her boyfriend the sherman's classic shifter

by john September 28, 2003

poop

mushy stuff that comes from your but

what is that creeping out of your ass?

by John September 26, 2003

The "Default" List

A list of people you would "BANG" purely based on physical attraction. Usually a celebrity, the default list is raw lust instead of legit feelings.

I heard Anna Kournakova is a real bitch but she is on my default list anyway. She's hot! I'd bang her!!!!

by John September 24, 2003

w00d

hes uber 1337

w00d is a 1337 hax0r

by john September 24, 2003

The List

Refers to a list of people one might decide to have a sexual encounter with if they were not currently in a relationship.

Hey Tracy, tell us who are the top 3 on "The List" you have if you didn't have a boyfriend.

by john September 22, 2003

Snobby Bitch

A girl(usually attractive)who seems to think the world revolves around her. Doesn't realize that her snobbyness make her a UGLY BIATCH!!!!

Hey, Tracy's cute. She must be a snobby bitch. Most attractive women are.

by john September 22, 2003

Shatpank

Shatpank means something really cool or rad.

Example: Foo is not shatpank. At all.

by John September 22, 2003