JOe's definitions

hairless wonder

DESCRIBING GABRIEL FRENCH'S PUBIC HAIR (or lack there of)

"the hairless wonder has no friends"

by joe November 12, 2004

hater

n. "someone who dislikes something for wack reasons or with out a reason and has to make their opinion heard." it shouldnt be suprising that this word is used so often. it describes most people of the world today. too bad most of the time its used by hypocrites.

BoB - "what a fag... tryin to rock them green kicks."
JoE - "dude yous a hater. why u hatin on him? dont be mad cuz u cant rock those dope shoes. u know they fresh. why cant u just be happy for him?"

by JoE November 12, 2004

Zipper Head

Word commonly used in the Vietnam war to describe a person whos eyes look asian, or slant. As in you could zip there face up. Also see gook which is another term to describe asians.

There are 3 billion zipper heads. 1.6 billion muslims, 700 million Africans, 350 million Europeans and people of Euro decent.

by Joe November 12, 2004

plotz

To shock, surprise, take aback, astound to the extent of fainting or "shitting oneself" .

Krusty: I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out in a Beatle wig with a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed -- his exact words.

by Joe November 13, 2004

b-girl

hip hop head in female version.

real b-girls are very rare

by JoE November 13, 2004

mooshoo chicken

a really dumb person.

ussually has the name of mike peirce.

eat good chinede food in china......cats+dogs = mooshoo chicken!!

by joe November 13, 2004

ebbz

one who was smart and whose parents were nice, thus making the fact that the person has become a druggie piece of shit all the more baffling.

man, that hobo is such an ebbz

by Joe November 15, 2004