JOe's definitions

Grumpkin

It's actually where you get a girl to swallow a load of semen, then you punch her really hard in the stomach and she throws up on ur dick.

Ya that bitch was suckin my dick so hard but she bit it, so i gave her a grumpkin...and she puked out her lunch.

by Joe May 13, 2005

slackcore

hardcore slacking for those who are lazy basterds

that kid prucks is fully slackcore

by Joe March 1, 2005

Nag

A needle filled with heroine or some other opiate, as in the song "Givin' a Fuck" by The Darkness

...but I won't apologize
I'll inject into my eyes
if there was nowhere else to stick my nag

by Joe March 1, 2005

yack

The puddle left after a vile gut wrenching vomit session.

Joe was really sick and yacked all over the floor.

by Joe May 13, 2005

triple harakiri

Commiting suicide in 3 ways at once. First the attempter takes a knife, noose, and gun. They then slit their wrist, hang themselves, and shoot their brains out creating the triple harakiri.

Bob attempted the triple harakiri last night.

by Joe March 1, 2005

table top

An innocent bystander is standing up. Someone gets on their hands and knees behind them and another person pushes them maknig them fall on their ass.

Mike got table topped and fell on his ass.

by Joe March 1, 2005

slackcore

hardcore slacking for those who are lazy basterds.

That Kid crux is fully slackcore

by Joe March 2, 2005