nachos and cheese

you take two old retarded women and a cup. You punch both ladies in their cooters. You put the cup under them. When you punch the first retard, her crusties fall into the cup. You punch the second retard in the same place and her fluids fall out into the cup. Then enjoy!!!
I enjoyed the nachos and cheese.
by joe March 24, 2005
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chuck d

ten pound note, so called because it has a picture of charles dickens on it boyeee!
by Joe September 23, 2004
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beer

Drink enough beer then you look at homeless people and say that's going to be me tonight.hi me.
by joe April 16, 2003
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long island

I can't believe all of the things people have written here. Long Island can't be upstate solely based on that fact that is the southern-most part of New York. With that said, Most areas such as Nassau County and Western Suffolk County are not rural. Rural areas are hours from any type of city, having farms and acres of unused land. None of that is in any of these areas. I think that you people are just being defensive about where you are from. Nassau County is not an hour from the city. With traffic permitting, it is slightly over a 1/2 hour from the eastern part. I wont compare LI to Manhatten because Manhatten is Urban, but areas in queens are just as nice, and much nicer than areas on Long Island. We do have nice areas, but we also have bad areas as well. Areas like Hempstead are just the same as some parts of Queens, accept it.
stop being ignorant and labeling people from Long Island as "hicks," especially being that there are places in Nassau County that are under a mile outside of Queens.
by Joe March 08, 2005
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fucking wierdo transvestite

1. A transvestite who is a Fucking wierdo
2. Stange man who lived in a cave, The police found loads of women's shoes in the cave and the police officer said: "must be a transvestite!"
Well, he's a fucking wierdo transvestite. Now THAT is an exeutive transvestite!
by Joe December 08, 2004
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uggernaught

Tim was out on the piss one night and pulled a right fucking "uggernaught"
by Joe September 21, 2003
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Oceanna

Oceanna is a wonderful girl
I <3 Oceanna, she's wonderful.
by Joe April 25, 2005
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