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Awesome variable for the term "X-mas" which in turn is a bastardation of the winter holiday celebrating the birth of Christ, "Christmas". Not necessarily referring to a Christmas with sex.
Merry Sexmas And A Happy New Year!
Sexmas by Joe August 24, 2004

rice rocket 

Asian rich kid toy. An import sedan or 'sport' sedan souped up to look fast, sound fast, and go exactly the same speed as any other sedan. Usually customised with unecessary spoilers, coffee can exhaust for that mosquito on steriods sound, and racing stripes to show off your 'team'
"Look at that kid's rice rocker, his parents must be loaded and blind to let him do that"
rice rocket by Joe August 22, 2004

Los Angeles 

It's a bull-shit, three-ring circus, side-show of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A.

The only way to fix it, is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona Bay.
"As soon as L.A. is destroyed by a giant earthquake and is flushed into the Pacific Ocean like the terd-city it is...the better off this world will be."
Los Angeles by Joe August 15, 2004
Little Brown Fucking Machine Powered by rice

derogatory term for women in the philippines
"gonna hit subic city to see my lbfmpr"

"she isa serious lbfmpr"
lbfmpbr by Joe August 13, 2004
The highest possible number in 16 bit binary
The trojan used ports 65500-65535, but it was blocked
65535 by Joe August 13, 2004
When someone takes a very large amount of OxyContin. Named after radio talk show personality, Rush Limbaugh.
"Shit nigga, Bruce just rushed 5 of those motherfuckas."
Rushed by Joe August 11, 2004

Kirsty Crawford 

The best singer eveerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr in the wooorrlld!!!!!!!


A word used for gr8ness...
Whao....How Kirsty Crawford is that?
Kirsty Crawford by Joe August 5, 2004