JOe's definitions

bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face

my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face

by Joe April 23, 2005

philtarded

To do something immature/ stupid... like Phil

It was so philtarded when John ran into the room, farted, then ran away giggling.

by joe April 2, 2005

antiwar protestor

A follower, sheep or other farm animal that feels superior to other people due his/her/its status as student, professor or unemployed, hatefully jealous of those more succesfull, treasonously friendly with know terrorists and disgustingly amoral and irrational with arguments.

"Me sooo smart, war bad, chimpy bush want to steal oil"

by joe August 11, 2003

airhead

the worst insult ever...if you are called this, you might as well kill yourself...because your an airhead

wow...what an airhead

by joe October 31, 2003

the spaniel

One who owns excessive amounts of Abercrombie clothes, drives a VW Touareg, and has a RAZR cell and loves his "Corn-dog Thursdays"

If you see somone exemplifying these traits you may say to him/her "Quit being such a Spaniel"

by Joe April 14, 2005

fink

a tall thin dark-featured, shifty-eyed person with a big nose who won't look at you

He seemed like a fink or a spy.

by Joe August 19, 2003

runbunhoy

to masturbate your otin

I'm going to go runbunhoy

by Joe October 16, 2003