Riley

The greatest girl in the entire world. Giving, loving, caring... the type of person that gives one hope in humanity. Lastly, the girl that I love and cherish to no end.
Riley of Virginia is the coolest person on the planet.
by Joe February 05, 2005
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DD

Dirty Dickie. What you get after bangin a girl in the azz.
Mike J. Pulled his dick outa Steph's butt and was like damn, I got DD.
lil bro Ben J. shortly after DD "Did some1 shiz down here?!"
by Joe April 29, 2004
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black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby
after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months
by Joe May 24, 2004
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dino tap

dino tap is when you get hurt but it is in a wierd place
you walk into a wall and hit you arm and you say shit that was a dino tap
by joe April 08, 2005
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half life 2

a badass game for PC that has the best physics engine ever. i do wish that all of you jackasses would quit compairing it to halo 2. those two games are in completely seperate realms of each other. PC's and consoles are totally different. both games are great in their own right, but trying to compare the two is like saying that a certain book is better than a completely different movie. thats fucking retarded.
you can get it at walmart or anyplace that sells video games
by joe January 29, 2005
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paris hilton

by joe February 01, 2004
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grimper

n. Poop. Usu. used with the phrase "pop a grimper"
After those seven layer burritos, I had to pop a serious grimper.
by Joe May 08, 2005
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