JOe's definitions

zymurgy

A death metal band from luxemburg wisconsin containing Joe Dusty and Blayne (last names cant be said)

Yo, Zymurgy broke up after their third practice.

by joe March 21, 2005

I.V.

Isla Vista, the place where all the mad partygoers from UCSB (University of Casual Sex and Beer) go to get drunk off their asses, smoke bowls larger than Bill Gates' ego, and light couches on fire.

I'm goin' down to I.V. to get me some ASS!

by joe September 26, 2003

cunting

Like bitching but more so.

I think Mark has sand in his vagina, he hasn't stopped cunting all fucking day.

by Joe November 16, 2003

Wombie

An indian person; the dot on an indian's forehead

There are so many wombies living on my street; My zit looks like a wombie dot.

by Joe May 9, 2003

LUElinks

a shitty messageboard which thinks they are uber leet haxers because they can AIM crash lue2 members with a program they did not even code. They also DoS websites because someone else plans to make a collection of links on their site.

google search ugly fat kid to see pictures of LL members.

by joe March 16, 2005

troll beaver

Refering to a short woman's vagina

She flashed me her pale, naked, troll beaver, and I almost puked.

by Joe July 3, 2003

purple headed womb ferret

male genetalia

i pulled my "purple headed womb ferret" out of her ass and gave her a dirty Sanchez!!

by Joe April 14, 2004