JOe's definitions
Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.
lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!
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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
by Joe August 30, 2004
Get the Internet Whoremug. by Joe May 26, 2003
Get the Linkmug. by Joe August 5, 2004
Get the Kirsty Crawfordmug. A girl who is so skinny, most likely from anorexia, that when she wears a bikini you can see the bones of her pelvis move around in her ass when she walks because she has almost no butt cheeks.
by Joe July 27, 2003
Get the knucklebuttmug. 

