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Definitions by JOe

sperm whore 

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.
Jeni is such a sperm whore!
sperm whore by Joe May 1, 2005
Shinnecock Indians living on the Indian Reservation on Long Island. Most are really 1/16 Indian and the rest is mixed although usually black.
Last night a shonig came into the bar, started a bunch of fights, threw his beer at me, then broke the door to the bathroom.
Shonig by Joe April 26, 2005
Oceanna is a wonderful girl
I <3 Oceanna, she's wonderful.
Oceanna by Joe April 24, 2005

booze pooze 

definition:all encompassing term used to explain any fumes,fragrance or feces being
offensivly obvious.
only applicable after a heavy bout of boozing
example 1
man:whats that smell, its like a skunk on heat.
hungover man: i got booze pooze, i'm gonna take the kids to the pool.

together: ha ha ha
booze pooze by joe April 23, 2005

wet from the back

Wet from the back -

1. A gayboy has been bumming, and he has got a wet mark at the back of his trousers/shorts/etc. where he has been bummed.

2. A gayboy bums another gayboy. He gets wet FROM the back, because it is the gayboy he was bumming's back that got him wet. He has a mark like he has pissed himself for ages.
1.OMG! Look at that! lol! Max is wet from the back!

2. Max, have you pissed yourself, or are you wet from the back?
wet from the back by Joe April 23, 2005

bless you dick

when you release cum all over a gals face
my gal said bless you dick when it sneezed all this cum on her face
bless you dick by Joe April 23, 2005
oh my! that shit on your shoe is smelly
smelly by Joe April 23, 2005