JOe's definitions

elephonkey

a person who has big ears like an elephant and they look like a monkey.

you look like an elephonkey.

by joe January 19, 2004

MVP

Mountain view player. dumbasses from mountain view high who think there better than homestead and austin

did you see thoughs mvp fags what losers

by joe January 15, 2004

sampans

shit

i shit on the log

by JOe October 8, 2003

tactision

Tactision is another word for bait

you can be the bait while i snipe

by joe December 4, 2004

Banana Dick

A long, skinny yet very curved erect penis. Much like Pencil Dick, but really curved upwards.

"That guy in that porn flick sure had one hell of a banna dick!"

by Joe July 27, 2003

election

something that just had the stupidest shit ever happen on it

and so senator kerry has conceded form the election

Joe: FUUUUCK!

by Joe November 3, 2004

woofl

the noise a cow makes when constipated

the cow woofled

by joe May 20, 2004