a person with an awful smell. The kind of stink that smells like dead body after it has been floatin in a see of shit for 5 years.
Besides smell, it is one with with the penis size of a pen cap. Not possible to penetrate the "vag" so he resorts to sucking balls and rubbing taint.
Besides wang size, it is one with an uncontrollable gambline problem. Known to lose 100 on the coin flip of a superbown as well as lose 100 on the dow jones. One who choses the dow jones will raise, during the day that it hits a career low.
The most beautiful girl you will ever see, she can seem shy at first but once you get to know her you will soon find yourself madly in love with her, because she is ebony, black and shining. She is committed and an amazing girlfriend and if you are lucky enough to have her, then you will already know by now that she is a keeper. She has an amazing personality, beautiful eyes, amazing lips, perfect hair and she sure as hell knows how to kiss.
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.