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Definitions by JOSH

Chinstrap99

Often ugly,a fat faced dude whom loves hot men and calls them "brother," Often associated with cults and brainwashers.
Don't listen to him, he is a chinstrap.
Chinstrap99 by Josh January 25, 2004

Masked Metal 

Metal bands that wear masks and/or face paint.
Slipknot, Mushroomhead, Motograter, MuDvAyNe, Gwar, etc.
Masked Metal by Josh January 23, 2004

infected wart piss

Don't you use my bathroom, you got infected wart piss.
infected wart piss by Josh January 22, 2004

Philadelphia 

The Philadelphia Eagles are going to win win Super Bowl XXXIX
Philadelphia by Josh January 22, 2004

shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.
After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.
shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004
A BBQ (barbeque) is a party which is attended mostly/completely by males, where no chicks turn up. And the chicks that DO turn up aren't single.

Also known as: Sausage Fest, Sushi Shop (hold the sushi).
Paul: Hey, are you going to Stuart's tonight?
Peter: Fuck that, I heard it was gonna be a BBQ!
Paul: Damn, we'll just go clubbin' then.
BBQ by Josh January 19, 2004

basmatic 

"I'm feeling truly basmatic"

"'I am unstoppable!' he basmatically raved.
basmatic by Josh January 18, 2004