JOSH's definitions

Dih

It means goodbye

Ok, talk to you later, dih

by Josh July 3, 2003

lazy

me

"Josh was the laziest senior at ASMS...I'm suprised he graduated," said the senior.

by Josh April 29, 2003

5 second rule

The rule by which one determines whether or not food is safe after falling onto the floor. That is, if you are able to retrieve said item within 5 seconds, it is not dirty and is safe to eat.

* Note: in fraternity houses, this rule is the 1.5 second rule. Rule is invalid in the restroom.

Person 1: Oh no, my chicken wing fell on the floor!
Person 2: 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ...
Person 1: Got it!
Person 2: 5-second rule. It's yours, dude.

by Josh July 10, 2004

rousted

The act of getting infiltrated by the po-po's(police) Mostly used in situations where the individual getting "rousted" was doing something very stupid and risky

Kid: "I sure got rousted for bringing my 2-foot bong to sunday school!"
dude: "Ya, big suprize you moron!"

by JOSH November 12, 2003

Holyshiznazy

A HOLY shiz Nazi.
An expression of exitement

1.Damn dude, lok at that holyshiznazi
2.Holyshiznazi that was close

by josh October 20, 2004

UVA

the state university in Virginia that doesn't require one to have intercourse with cattle to earn a degree.

Wow you went to UVA?

Yup, and my cows thank me.

by Josh August 3, 2004

dsl

dick sucking lips
some one with big lips

HAHAHA that guy has some DSL

by Josh February 11, 2005