JOSH's definitions

ditch

To be ignored at cornation by your date

Josh Hirshenhorn was ditched by Aubrey at cornation.

by Josh November 12, 2003

goobin'

screwing around, but not really accomplishing anything

Guy 1: "Hey man what are you up to?"
Guy 2: "Eh, not much, just goobin' around."

by Josh November 21, 2003

slam

To deficate immensely and with an insuing cornucopia of noises and grunts.

Man, I shouldn't have eatin those 4 burritos, 7 tacos, and 3 enchiladas, because now I have to take a SLAM.

by Josh June 20, 2003

mega stud

one who stands tall amongst the rest of the man whores

when you fuck your gf and you get tired and wanna go to sleep so you tell the bitch to get the fuck out of your house...

by Josh January 17, 2004

Akroma

an excellent magic card

wow, that guy who said Akroma is a piece of shit is a dumbass.

by Josh February 17, 2003

Shambo

The perfect friend. Not to mention incredibly handsome and great in bed. Also the male version of the drink" Shirley Temple."

Lady:"I'll take a Shambo"
Waiter:"As in a drink?"
Lady:"As in one in my hand and one in my bed..."

by Josh April 13, 2005

cmc

COOL MAN COOL
Made by my friend, Shawn.

"I got laid today"
"CMC"

by Josh June 22, 2004