JOSH's definitions

punk-deere

Demographic description of all those punk/hipsters who wear either John Deere or Von Deutch mesh caps

Ashton Kutcher's of the world

by Josh April 2, 2004

h.n.i.c.

Head Noob In Charge (see www.redvsblue.com)

Your team sucks at Halo, who's the H.N.I.C.?

by Josh April 16, 2006

rim job

That's where you stick your legs behind your head and let someone lick your ass.

I really wish I would've cleaned my ass last night because I got a rim job

by josh September 3, 2004

Young Buck

A celebrity, who in a rage, stabs someone at a pointless awards show.

When I was at the Day Time Emmy's, I was YOUNG BUCKED by Rosie O'donnell.

by Josh November 28, 2004

foodslut

1. a fat slut
2. the people who consistently eat the buffet at dominos
3. a growing percentage of america

Man: I just thought you were some random foodslut.
Woman: I'm not a fucking foodslut.

Man: The surgeon general has just issued a new study that indicates the percentage of foodsluts in America is on the rise.

Child(slang): But mom, I don't want to go to that camp - only foodsluts go to that camp.

by Josh November 27, 2003

styngn

it means anything and everything you want it to its ever universal

thats styngn

by josh April 21, 2004

lappy

Short for laptop computer, especially old and outdated models.

What's your lappy weigh, like 42 pounds?

How many pictures of Parker Posey can you fit on your Lappy's 2 mb hard drive?

I bet I can hold my breath longer than your lappy's 5 minute battery life.

Your lappy looks like it's packing about 512k of RAM -- or am I a bit high?

Nice plastic rectangle -- erm, I mean, lappy.

My lappy 486 is the love of my life!

by Josh December 1, 2004