JONATHAN's definitions
king off all living, and is perfect in any way possible, and is hereby better than any other persons inhabiting the earth.
by jonathan May 14, 2003
Get the jontymug. The embodyment of Manliness. Calls everyone crap and has assistant named The Cheat. Has brother named Strong Sad and another named Strong Mad. Homestar Runner's arch rival.
by Jonathan November 15, 2003
Get the Strong Badmug. To physically hurt someone. To fuck someone up. Origin: Roy Keane one of the baddest motherfuckers of all time.
by Jonathan May 27, 2004
Get the Keanomug. He had just enjoyed a great curry and felt the need to pass some wind as an appreciation but what he thought was a fart, was instead soemthing a lot heavier.....
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
His trousers were now full to brimming with the squits and of the most rancid, dead rat smelling type aswell.
by Jonathan June 21, 2004
Get the Squitsmug. The sum total of all interactive web log blog communication.
It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.
It can also refer to a particular web community that allows for opinionated commentary on news stories.
by Jonathan September 27, 2004
Get the blogospheremug. See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:
1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.
2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.
by Jonathan December 1, 2004
Get the Bistromathicsmug. by Jonathan June 12, 2006
Get the loop, endlessmug.