Tan Tan

The nickname for MOUNT TAN, the smallest mountain in the world.

I almost stepped on Mt. Tan today when I was walking home from school.

by Jonathan August 19, 2003

lo budg

Refers to someone that is either full of themself, dumb, or immature. It can also be used to describe a situation where someone has treated someone else poorly.

"Man, those chicks are so lo budg!"

"Dude, theres no reason for that. That's just lo budg"

by Jonathan February 21, 2005

badest

1)To spell "baddest" incorrectly, which is ALSO not a word.

2)To misspell a non-existing word.

"Woah, Jimmy! You almost got perfect on that spelling test! Which word did you misspell?"

"Baddest, Greg. Baddest."

by Jonathan May 31, 2004

your mom

Used as a comeback...

so what did you and your date wear to sadies?

I wore your mom...actually i kinda wore her out....

by Jonathan April 21, 2004

bligger

a black person trying to act white

yo nigga fdsjsjfhjkdasHLfjkhalkfjsdfh

by jonathan April 24, 2005

sorta kinda

"kinda sorta" backwards. It has the same meaning, but sounds worse.

-Having a Good Day?

-Meh... (kinda sorta/sorta kinda)

by Jonathan December 02, 2004

Bistromathics

See: Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy Part 3 (Life, The Universe, and Everything)

Bistromathics is an extremely powerful addendum to improbability science used to power the ship Bistromath, owned by Fjord modelor Slartibartfast. It operates on a few major factors of suspected values versus actual values of Italian dining. 2 of such values are:

1. The amount of reservations made to an Italian restaurant versus the amount of people that actually show up. Both are entirely arbitrary values completely unrelated to one another.

2. The prices of the food in the menu versus the actual amount paid. The values are also completely arbitray and unrelated with the exception of the fact that they are never the same.

Bistromathics have given rise to incredible new advancements in improbability propulsion.

by Jonathan December 01, 2004