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Definitions by JOHN DOE

Camo Joint 

a faggot ass hat worn by Michael Allen
Chris broke Mikes camo joint
Camo Joint by John Doe April 1, 2004
Web programming language to make websites dynamic.
<?php // Begins php
print "string"; // Displays string
echo "sring"; // Displays string
$a="Left"; Defines variable a
if ($a==="Left") print "A equals Left"; /* If variable a equals Left then display A equals Left */
?>
php by John Doe March 28, 2004

alien nut 

when you squeeze one of your balls real tight to make visible the vains and make it look gross
dude, i popped my sace doing that alien nut!
alien nut by john doe March 17, 2004

first kiss 

first time for a kiss on the lips none of that cheek crap
I got my first kiss with that slut Katy Tucker
first kiss by john doe March 16, 2004
this one guy i know, he's pretty cool.
hey, it's Barhole
Barhole by John Doe March 10, 2004
Verb: To easily complete a task. Usually used when one beats an opponent at a competetive task.
"oh man, I eased Dave at table hockey last night"
eased by John Doe February 22, 2004