Beastie Boys

1. One of the last good rap bands.
2. Gay males who casually engage in sexual acts with animals.
1. The Beastie Boys song "Sabatoge" kicks ass.
2. Those damn beastie boys keep sucking dog cocks.
by john July 09, 2003
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Cookie

The lower form of crookies.
Do you have any crookies?
No, but I have cookies!
Fuck you bitch! *stab
by john July 14, 2003
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squidhammer

A male who has a very large penis on his knee, whenever he walks he is pretty much wanking, so he is easy to follow and track (follow the trial of semen)
Omg squidhammer has a large penis, pitty its on his knee!.
by John June 28, 2003
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Iremongered

Being annoyed by one who makes stupid sounds and suggestions
by John October 01, 2004
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x-tina

Also known as Christina Slaguilera, although X-Tina resembles a poorly made-up drag queen, she is ACTUALLY a woman. Even when she ditched that ugly-ass weave and tried to imitate a Marilyn Monroe style (badly) she is still a rank slut with a bad attitude. still, can't argue with the fact that she can sing pretty well... unfortunately not as well as others <3
Person 1: OMG there's a rank cross-dressing fag hag with Jordan Bratman!
Person 2: It's X-Tina! She must be like an X-box all big and ugly and cheap and shit...
Person 3: No, that's just Christina Haguilera!
by John June 16, 2006
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Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.
by John July 03, 2004
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doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.
John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown
by john September 05, 2003
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