JOHN's definitions
Semi paramilitary group with the harge of defending the world against the threat of squirrel world domination. Originally based in Michigan, the ASC HQ was moved to Kentucky from which the war against the tree rats is coordinated to this day.
by John February 8, 2004
Get the Anti Squirrel Coalitionmug. When there are already enough franchises in the NFL, NBA or MLB and some wanna-be city wants to validate itself it petitions for a new team or expanchise.
Cleveland has forced Baltimore into creating an expanchise, the Ravens, so they could keep the Browns.
by John January 10, 2004
Get the expanchisemug. Ugh, Tammy was trying to hit on me but she was all fucking tanned orange. I wouldn't touch that filthy pumpkin monster with a ten-foot pole.
by JOHN February 10, 2004
Get the pumpkin monstermug. A band, the likes of which have never been seen, that continues to rock you through the night and sends you into a coma that lasts until sometime next week.
by John October 3, 2003
Get the They Might Be Giantsmug. by John December 3, 2003
Get the bum dartsmug. A part of Boston on the Southern End of the City. Home to Castle Island, partially Dotty, and indeed the living place of many mics with a love for liquor.
"I'm Irish, I drink, I scream my disdain for the Yankees when the Red Sox play Philly. Don't tell me I'm from South Boston, I'm from fucking Southie."
by John November 8, 2004
Get the Southiemug. 