JOHN's definitions

white stripe

Teacher who screws other teacher's students.

Mrs. Hanson was banging Will Cumerly after school every day.

by John February 1, 2004

digital person

Someone you know only on the internet

online friends, keypals

by John April 21, 2005

rock

(verb): coming from the game "rock, paper, scissors," a way of determining who receives priority, who is right, etc; who "wins".

similar: nosegame

you: "who has to go get beer?"
me: "rock for it"

by john August 17, 2004

Corvette

The only car that's been on this earth for over 50 years, always V8, always fiber glass, always 2 seats, always 5.7L ( with 427, and sometimes 454 options, always fast, always beautiful, always reasonably priced, always the best!!

Teacher : If you could have any car, what would you have?

Boy 1 : A Ferarri!
Boy 2 : No way, Porshe!
Boy 3 : A Corvette
Boy 1 & 2 : Wait!, we would pick vettes too!

by John August 18, 2004

world of pageantry

a message board full of assholes that share opinions that no one cares about. a bunch of asshats.

the world of pageantry forums is full of crappy user names and stupid posts.

by john May 6, 2005

rustic

Ron neal

ron neal is rather rustic rouldn't you say?

by john December 12, 2003

scholz

1.Popular german phrase after someone burps.

2.Replacement for the word shit.

1.After they all burped, a loud SCHOLZ!!! followed.

2.Excuse me, i have to take a scholz.

by john May 13, 2005