JOHN's definitions

the emo swoop

the fucking faggot who keeps posting pictures of his emo ass on here and refers to himself as "hot" is a fucking cock tard. when you can't tell by looking at a picture if somebody is a guy or a girl, you know your life is fucking worthless. kill yourself and your "emo swoop."

this just in: the "emo swoop'ster" on urban dictionary is a fucking wanker who will eventually come out of this stage in 2-3 years and realize how fucking stupid he was during that time.

by john March 14, 2005

Shrizew

Derived from the play "The Taming of the Shrew" written by Shakespeare, "Shrizew" replaces "Shrew" in the play's title. This is a direct result of when the Robinsonification process is applied to modern day dialogue.

"The Taming of the Shrizew"
"Yo, did you read the Shrizew last night?"
"I'd love to go bowling, but I gotta read this shrizew..."

by John March 9, 2005

splipla

a nonsense word used to create confusion in a dull conversation.

"Splipla Splipla"

by John February 5, 2004

kinfolk

family of yours

My kinfolk own that land.

by John October 18, 2003

Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)

A poopie that comes out so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with water.

Ahh man! I took a shit and "power dumped!"

by john March 4, 2004

Imports Suck ASS

A generic phrase used by undereducated muscle car freaks that have only seen civics with over sized wings and front ends, because a real car person knows that a car can be fast and it doesnt depend on the make but rather on the person doing the tuning of the engine.

Boy look at that civic run 16.7 imports suck ass

by John July 17, 2003

Gordo Magnifico!!

Exclamation of extreme relief and satisfaction after pinching a loaf the size of a german u-boat

Gordo Magnifico!! exclaimed Leroy, i think ive just passed a baby's arm!!

by John January 31, 2004