One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.
Tracy lets go drinking!
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.
by john September 17, 2003
My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.
by John October 12, 2003
by John March 06, 2003
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1. A phrase used at the end of a fragmented sentence; Usually as a threat or warning. Mostly used by blacks and ghetto whites.
also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'
2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
also see: 'i wuz 'bout ta say'
2. A polite phrase to use after a motormouth has interrupted your statement once again.
1. Girl, I thought you called me ugly, I was about to say...
b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...
c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...
d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...
2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.
b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
b. What he lookin at? Oh, he's blind? I was about to say...
c. Shoot, that man came up to me with that bullcrap like I wanted him. I was about to say...
d. Oooh, you got them new Jordans? Oh, no that's straight bootleg. I was about to say...
2. As I was about to say, children are severely affected by their single parents dating patterns.
b. I was about to say that I would give you half of the million, but since I now know you think I'm a greedy, selfish bitch, you can fuck the hell off... and take the kids.
by john August 24, 2004
ingredients: one sherman
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
one girl
one car
first, remove the transmission from the car. then, lay sherman out across the floor so that his penis is in place of the shifter. then, allow girl to shift gears as she pleases, making her pop scrotal acne to activate emergency brake. after sherman is spent, throw him off a bridge into a pirhanna infested river.
by john September 28, 2003