JOHN's definitions

woq

woq- The result of a male erection.

John saw Jenna and had a woq.

by John May 13, 2005

isaacliu

A person who backs up into a dumpster.

Oh man, my insurance went up because I was an isaacliu and backed up into a dumpster.

by John September 1, 2004

playstaion 2

the worst system ever invented with the worst game ideas and games ever released

super gumball man with the fun filled game play of filling up gumball machines...ohh how funn

by john May 4, 2003

lucifer

slang for match to light cigarettes etc . possibly used prior to fuel lighters , jass( jazz) slang early 1900's New Orleans, smell of sulpher on striking

He struck a lucifer to light his cigar.

by John June 19, 2006

dubbayubee

Warner Brothers, Wide booty, Weird Body

Derived and originated in San Diego, California.

A little boy, dressed in green osh-kosh b'gosh overalls raises in hand in excitement, pointing over to a McDonalds and a tall man in clown shoes wearing makeup and exlaims, "Oh man... That's a dubbayubee."

The sophisticated girl, wearing her high-heels and plastic glasses next to him notices, "Number Four-Five-One."

by John April 27, 2004

www

The only acronym that takes longer to say than the actual phrase it is meant to abbreviate.

World Wide Web - 3 syllables
"Double U, Double U, Double U" - 9 syllables

by John March 22, 2004

wijor

Wondering If Joking Or Real. Commonly used on internet forums. Used when you're not sure if it's shens or not.

Person 1:I crashed my brand new 'Vette yesterday because my dog peed on me while I was driving.

Person 2: wijor...

by John January 26, 2005