JOHN's definitions

Deborah Griffiths

Gay Bi Sexual women who loves to lick the pussy of ugly women whilst sucking cock

She gave me a right good debbie griffiths

by John February 17, 2005

bales

the most annoying motherfucker in the marine corps and the world. never shuts up. one who loses his virginity to a man in thailand.

shut the fuck up bales.

by john July 16, 2004

nicc

The act of cutting yourself. IE: cutting of the wrists.

Things were getting stressful so that crazy bitch nicced herself.

by John June 12, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005

george w. bush

man who in 1989 said himself he was a little rich kid who's only done little unimportant jobs for his dad and should not be elected for even a mayor position.

george w. bush shouldn't have been elected for president.

by john June 6, 2004

scrumdiddilyumptious

when something is very tasty

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!

by john February 18, 2003