JOHN's definitions

Supply Side Econotard

People who realize that balancing a budget shouldn't be about raising taxes, but about cutting spending!!!!!

by john October 20, 2003

latina

Skanks that love anal sex. Very rude and annoying.

That latina wouldnt shut up til i put it in her ass

by John February 2, 2005

Snoop Dogg

An idiotic "rapper" that raps about the same bullshit everytime. He deserves to be shot, but his butt-buddy Dr. Dre protects that from happening.

"1, 2, 3, inta tha foa"

Sounds like Snoop Dogg has a "new" album

by John December 13, 2004

nutzi

One who fervantly believes squirrels are cool; believes in the false promises of squirrel world domination.

The nutzi claimed squirrels have the right to take residence in the attic of a human "for squirrels have been in the vicinity before the house was built."

by John January 13, 2004

Lynard Skynard

The greatest southern rock band ever, see also amazing

Lynard Skynard is the best band ever!

by John October 17, 2004

funky gibbon

To react wildly with much waving of arms. Derived from the Goodies song/dance

I was only 15 minutes late for the meeting and the boss did a total Funky Gibbon in front of everyone

by John August 14, 2003

trafting

when one inserts a small rodent into ones anus for pleasure

Using a paper towel tube to insert/penetrate the anal canal with a living specimen.

by John August 25, 2003