JOHN's definitions

dudley dort

the blackest person ever

god damnit dudley....how many times have i told u 2 put my tv down

by john January 19, 2004

Ike

v. - To hit a woman in the mouth (i.e. Ike Turner) short for "Ike in the jib"

"Bob's girlfriend cheated on him now he's walkin around like he wants to Ike a bitch."

by John September 15, 2004

CB

Cock-block: an act that someone else does that ruins your chance at getting some punani.

"Hey Tyrone, you just CB'ed me bitch! Now I ain't gettin' no pussy tonight!"

by John November 24, 2004

Story

N. - One of the sluttiest girls in altomonte.
V. - An act of sexual misconduct.

Synonyms: Slut , whore, tramp, good time, ho, head

N. - I fucked story last night three times!
V. - Ya she really pulled a story last night.

by John December 20, 2004

D-Ripe

They Action of Taking a Ripe consisting of Weed and Clove tobbacco.

The faggot Sil took a D-ripe

by John December 3, 2003

rolling face

Taking Ecstasy to the point where you can't keep your eyes in the front of your head, your eyes are also jittering back and forth rapidly, your jaw looks like a cash register drawer, when you talk you sound like you have down syndrome, and at that moment, you wouldn't have it any other way.

holy crap am I rolling face!! Hey does anyone have a Newport?? Or some VapoRub??

by JoHn February 16, 2004

system

short form of system of a down

"did you get the new system album 'steal this album'?"
"yea it was kickass"

by John March 27, 2005