JOHN's definitions

bachelor party

A party a man's friends throw for him before he gets married. There is often heavy drinking and/or strippers (i.e. all the things that he won't be able to enjoy once he's married.)

Two weeks after Tom and Becky's engagement, Tom's friends blindfolded him, threw him in the back of their car, and took him to Layla's Tongue Shop in downtown Harlem. Then next morning, still hungover, he thanked them for a great bachelor party.

by John July 9, 2007

Grintok

A certain Mage on the Lightnings Blade server that is a serious Yakass

U are such a Grintok

by John April 19, 2005

titwillican

a sexual position where one person bones another through the eye socket and into the brain. after the violent banging is complete the living partner eats italian food.

i gave Dean a titwillican last night. i put his body in the dumpster.

by john February 14, 2004

The Dangling Poopie

This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope a shake or two will cut it loose.

Dude! I was like in there foe like 20 minutes trying to drop my "Dangling Poop"

by john March 4, 2004

harkhani

an avid csi fan who is constantly sick

That girl is a Harkhani because she constantly watches CSI and other TV dramas.

by John April 13, 2005

axe wound

the vagina

when that girl bent over in that dress i saw her axe wound

by John December 25, 2002

muymuy

little sister in the chinese language

Mica is a muymuy. Her name should be muymuy siwsiw

by john February 26, 2005