JOHN's definitions

The Surprise Poopie

Your're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!!!

God dammit! I just soiled myself! Damn those "Surprise Poopies!!"

by john March 4, 2004

nickerson

When you get so drunk that you shit yourself and shoot it all over the walls in the bathroom, including the door, shower, and the ceiling.

Hey, John just nickerson'ed last night.

by John March 10, 2004

sausage jockey

a man who rides the cock

Matt Dalton is a real sausage jockey!!

by john May 14, 2003

rot

vagina, pussy

I want to plant my tree in some rot.

by John March 18, 2004

Zerling

A non chocko CS player

-xCs- Zerling

by john January 22, 2004

gooberxxxzzz

a god like being. praised by all as the supreme being. better than everyone else. ultimate destroyer of people.

gooberxxxzzz destroyed that wtran and jrichmond over there with pure power. OMFG

by john May 6, 2005

bus head

Someone with a very large head.

Get out of my face, bus head.

by John September 2, 2004