JOHN's definitions

plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

by John January 9, 2005

whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".

Cop: Hey you, we need to talk.
Citizen: Who, me?

by John February 4, 2004

flacking

Jacking off.

Man, Ryan Knowltan is always flacking when he gets home.

by John May 14, 2003

Hoody Hoo

Used by roleplayers when excited or content/pleased

I Did it! I slew the swack iron dragon! Hoody hoo!!

by John September 13, 2003

meat head

Usually said in describing a male who frequents the gym obsessively and only is concerned with "getting big", and who possesses little or no other qualities or personality.

"Yo John, look at those meat heads over there on the bench press. I bet their nuts are the size of M&Ms after all the steroids they've taken."

by John December 22, 2004

cuntress

a female who MAY look and certainly act's like their shit don't stink,have the personality of a lawn mower, and are the biggest bitch in the world. Their wardrobe often consists of burberry and gucci.

That girl isn't a cunt, she's a CUNTRESS

by John December 6, 2003

chocolate city

chocolate city is a large city that has a predominantly black (african-american) population. georgians commonly refer to atlanta as 'chocolate city' because of white flight to the suburbs and the influx of minorities since the 1960s and 1970s. chocolate city also refers to the fact that most positions of power (mayor, police chief, etc.) are held by blacks.

even though i live in macon, i sometimes go to the chocolate city for fun. i can see a bulls game or go to the club.

by John December 7, 2003