JOHN's definitions

Perma-Ripe

When you fling a distorted paperclip at an unsuspecting person using the aid of a rubberband. *AKA Perma*

Dude, move! I'm launching a perma!

by John May 19, 2004

Full Walton

1. Standard combination of ui controls in which Add and Remove buttons are positioned between list boxes of available and selected values. Archaic.
2. Depression-type poverty.

1. Do we really need a Full bloody Walton hoggin' up all the real estate?
2. Ever since the dot-com collapse, my finances have gone full Walton on me.

by John November 11, 2003

Frost

To anger or annoy.

I can't believe the liquor store is closed! Man, that really frosts me.

by John June 27, 2003

jesus on a cracker

Funny phrase which indicates you are surprised.

"Our math final is tomorow" "JESUS ON A CRACKER!"

by John December 15, 2004

gunit

Gunit is not "ganster uit" it is "Guerilla unit" get it right faggets

lloyd banks, 50 cent, Tony Yayo, Young Buck, The Game, Olivia

by john March 29, 2005

blowzer

fart, flatulence, passing gas.

When I was a little kid, my parents would ask me "Did you let a blowzer?"

Mother to young son:
"I smell a blowzer. Do you want to get out of the car and walk? Wipe that smile off of your face before I slap it off."

by john October 29, 2004

beanworld

An awesome, wacky comic book series by Larry Marder.

Mr. Spook: the Beanworld hero, who leads the Chow Sol'jer Army and performs heroic deeds. In addition, he is the leader of the Gunk'l'Dunk Gang.

Professor Garbanzo: an inventor/scientist bean who also functions as the Beans' primary manufacturer and supplier of tools and weapons.

by John July 1, 2008