JOHN's definitions

battlefield 1942

An addicting on-line first-person shooter that re-enacts real WWII battles. A game that frequently involves spilling out an entire clip of ammunition on an opponent 2 feet away yet entirely missing.

Most players can be classified into 4 categories.

1. Players who know what they are doing.
2. Players who do nothing but camp next to planes and promply crash them into trees.
3. Players who do nothing but be annoying snipers and puss out for the entire battle.
4. Suicidal n00bs who shoot everyone and anything.

Player 1: Wait! I want to get in the boat to get to shore!
Player 2: STFU! I'm taking this 8 passenger boat for myself!

by John September 1, 2004

chicken soup

Slang for legitimate.

Nah man it's completely chicken soup.

by john February 25, 2004

Cockslut

A man who wants to use his cock so as to be made to feel like a slut (an erect male slut)

A man who finds his "package" being felt by strangers in a public place and reacts by allowing it

by john November 28, 2003

whome

A person who responds when you call out to them on the street as "Who, me?".

Cop: Hey you, we need to talk.
Citizen: Who, me?

by John February 4, 2004

classic07

Supreme being, one of great power.

Wow, that man is a classic07!

by John August 31, 2003

plachta

When you take copious swigs of alcohol (rum,vodka,whatever) in front of a crowd of people for the delight of all. Gargling said beverage is also advised to enhance the crowd appeal.

-"Man, did you see him plachta that rum in front of the cop?"
-"Yeah, at least we got her to take her clothes off for him"
-"Ah... I love Panama City"

by John January 9, 2005

Yay

1.(Llello) Cocaine 2. Yes

1. damn nigga you fuckin with the yay now?
2.
G1- Wut up nigga
G2- Nuttin you hittin up the club tonighte?
G1- Yay

by John December 10, 2003