JOHN's definitions

harkhani

an avid csi fan who is constantly sick

That girl is a Harkhani because she constantly watches CSI and other TV dramas.

by John April 13, 2005

Banager

A bank manager. A middle aged man with a lot of powere over the decisions who can and can't have some of his bank money

The banager was areal bastard for refusing my loan cause I have a nervous defect which causes my eyes to blink rapidly.

by JOhn April 11, 2005

the streets

The brit Mike Skinner's group that consists of talking/rapping about everyday problems and life. If you have any depth at all, you'll appreciate the rhymes and content of this music.

But there is just one little thing that's really really, really really annoying me about you, you see, yeah yeah like I said you are really fit, but my gosh, don't you just know it?

by John April 11, 2005

vintervargen

The DAoC God.

The God of DAoC.

vintervargen ownz DAoC

by John April 8, 2005

FUH2

A website that show's the truth behind the H2. Showing how the H2 is generaly fuel inefficent, a waste of money, badly enginered, ugly as sin and is basically a status vehicle for angry yuppie wives and husbands. Also the one main part of the site is to poke fun at such a piece of crap that GM has designed by having people posting pictures of people flippin off H2's.

Me and Jim where driving around by garden state plaza in jersey and we saw all the H2's parked at the mall so we pulled a FUH2 and gave it the old one fingered salute

by John April 7, 2005

bath

A great way to be dirtier than you were when you got in the bath, and sat in your ass water.

A bath dont make no sence, a lot like a redneck

by John April 6, 2005

barbarian

When a guy violently masturbates+beats his cock while screaming, RAHAHAHAHA!!!!.

I was giving myself a barbarian last night when all of a sudden i started bleeding!

by John April 6, 2005