JOHN's definitions

Life

a meaningless fucking void of retardedness which should end for everyone

Life is stupid so give it up because i hate all of you

by John September 3, 2003

yar!

Like what a pirate says but only for people who aren't pirates.

"Yar, that history essay was stupid."

by John February 4, 2004

Olumed

A word originating from a furniture company in Upstate New York named Olum's that is known for paying low wages and treating their employees like crap.. Meaning, getting screwed and treated like shit

Ex. I really got olumed on my raise today, all i got was a 25 cent raise..

by John March 14, 2004

bath

A great way to be dirtier than you were when you got in the bath, and sat in your ass water.

A bath dont make no sence, a lot like a redneck

by John April 6, 2005

Sassafrass

it is a word used to describe what Deidra is

deidra thinks she has more sass than everyone

by John July 27, 2004

peepoo

when your sack is put over your butthole and an arrow is shot threw it.
someone with asshole qualities or is being a real dick head.

Dont make me peepoo your ass!
Eric was being a real peepoo the other day.

by John July 24, 2004

Dirty Shahidi

When you go to take a shit and it comes out lime green.

Sam when to shit but left a "Dirty Shahidi" as he looked in the toilet.

by John March 2, 2004