JOHN's definitions

putwar

reference to a vagina

1.Dan, you are such a putwar.
2.Damn it smells like putwar in this place.

by john May 13, 2005

whorean

(n). A Korean whore.

1) _______ is a whorean; she slept with another guy other than her boyfriend during a school trip to New York.

by John May 13, 2005

buttess

An old school term used to describe something that is "phat" or cool. Also used to describe a girl..

Yo that chic is buttess!!

The new jordan's you rocking are buttess. I'm about to cop a pair

by John May 13, 2005

scholz

1.Popular german phrase after someone burps.

2.Replacement for the word shit.

1.After they all burped, a loud SCHOLZ!!! followed.

2.Excuse me, i have to take a scholz.

by john May 13, 2005

your mom

Often used as a quick way to burn somebody

John(staring across the lunch room at some chick): "aahhh she has such a nice ass..."
Me: " What?? is your mom at school today?

by john May 13, 2005

crapcast

It means that comcast is crap:Crapcast.
or Comcrap.

I hate crapcast. They suck.

by John May 13, 2005

motherland

motherland also known as russia the communist place where stalin the bastard ruled and killed 20 millions people oh well sucks for the Russians

John: Are you gay?
D-money: NO
John: Hey where are you from D-money?
D-money: I'm from the motherland
John: Oh So you MUST be gay then

by john May 13, 2005