JOHN's definitions

schmoopie

A very cute thing/person. Usually referring to kids, loved ones, or animals.

My girlfriend, Megan, is my schmoopie.

by John October 12, 2003

Royale with Cheese

What they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris

by John March 6, 2003

Bronzer

One who apply's a fake tan on her friend every week and is in denial about the lesbian tendencies that the chior implies.

Tracy lets go drinking!
I can't, I have to go Bronze Ally. If I don't do it every week she gets mad at me.

by john September 17, 2003

tots

Breasts

She's got a nice set of tots.

by John November 9, 2003

karthtik

a sexy big penis that is loved by all

You have a nice karthik in your pants.

by John January 31, 2005

Nigger Rich

Spending your money unwisely on things you dont need that wont last you that long

That kid has every pair of jordans, wows hes really nigger rich

by John April 27, 2005

Wanksta

A silly lil Kracka (white Guy) who thinks hes a nigga ass gangsta

So im gonna get my gat and shoot this wanksta

by John May 9, 2003