Definitions by JOHN

dustache

a very light almost imperceptible moustache, usually found on adolescent boys. When found with a mullet, it becomes a Dirtstick

Jeff looks like he's getting a dustache

dustache by John March 6, 2003

The 909 

"The inland empire" an area covering Riverside and San Bernadino counties in southern California, used derogatively by L.A. hipsters for anyone not from Los Angeles,

Ah man, I got to drive to the 909 to see my in laws this weekend.

The 909 by John March 6, 2003

dirtstick 

When someone has a mullet and a moustache. Usually accompanied by ripped jeans and a black concert t-shirt

Dude, these dirsticks asked me to by them beer outside the 7 11.

dirtstick by John March 6, 2003

L.U.G. 

Lesbian until graduation

L.U.G. by John March 6, 2003

coño 

Dominican slang for "Damn!" or "Shit" or "FUCK" depending on how loud you say it

coño by John March 6, 2003

luxor 

to be very lucky

that noob is luxor

luxor by john February 18, 2003

scrumdiddilyumptious 

when something is very tasty

that belgian waffle looks scrumdiddilyumptious!!!

scrumdiddilyumptious by john February 18, 2003