JOHN's definitions

freeloader

a guy who shoots free loads on his girlfriend's boobs.

Sue went out with that freeloader, Jim last night. What a cunt.

by John April 21, 2006

redneck racing stripes

when you're dipping, and you spit out the window of your truck or car, and you didn't spit hard enough, and the brown dip spit get on the side of your vehicle. (this is most common with white trucks)

Brent - hey dude, you see JC's truck?
Morgan - No man, whats up?
Brent - dude, you can tell he's got a pinch in, he's got the pattented redneck racing stripes...
Morgan - HAHA! Funny shit...

by John February 24, 2006

groove

A spiral scratch in a record.

Look at the groove in that record!

by John February 12, 2006

boobs

things on a womans upper area lower then her neck

things on a girls cheast area

by john January 5, 2006

himbleniphobia

The fear of having a third nipple

Guy 1: "look at my himblenip"
Guy 2: "AHHHHHHHH!" (has himbleniphobia)

by John November 6, 2005

red dawn

By far the most awesome of the legal drugs you can buy at your local head shop. It's kinda like liquid shrroms, and EX combined, your fist time YOU WILL TRIP YOU FUCKING BALLS OFF
AKA: red scourge, ol' red, RD, Dawn, liquid EX

fuck taking the recomended dosage of 3 to 5 cap-fulls JC rocks out to RD by taking half the damn bottle
Morg: Dude, JC you allright?
JC: fuck yeah... i downed like an entire bottle of Red dawn, and i'm tripping mah bawlz off, nucka... *throw up* uhhh.... I hate the spins...

by john September 24, 2005

buddy list

On AIM, Yahoo Messenger, MSN Messenger, etc. a buddy list is list of other instant messenger users that allows you to view thier status (available, idle, away, or disconnected), thier profile (AIM only) and IM them more easily.

Am I on your buddy list?

by John July 2, 2005