JOHN's definitions

Biggerer

very very big, super bigger, HUGE

my cock is biggerer then yours

by john December 26, 2002

pirate fuck

fuck her hard in the ass, pull it out, cum in her eye and kick her in the shin. She will get up standing on one leg with one eye closed, walking like she's drunk and swearing

Leroy pirate fucked his Girlfriend last night. she was mad as a wasp afterwards

by john May 14, 2005

Thrash

A yahoo chatroom category that should not share rooms with punk and ska. In fact, none of those should mix in public. It's like dropping different kinds of large predatory cats in the same pit.

Go there and see for yourself. they just slag each other all day long.

by John November 25, 2003

grunties

female labia

would you mind if I touch your gruntie Cynthia?

by John January 28, 2004

unland

the standars measurement of fatness. used in relative to a math teacher who lives in california

:dude you're like 35 unlands fat.
:eea right your mom's like 3x as fatter as an elephant in unlands

by john January 19, 2004

mom

to stephany-alley

stephany:hi mom
alley:hello daughter

by john May 4, 2003

quimfer

some who gets a jolly old kick from sniffing mens bike seats.

Basil : I say did you see jonnys new bike
regional : why yes i did i gave it a jolly good sniff
Basil : Oh my god you quimfer

by john May 13, 2005