by Joe Smith December 03, 2003

by joe smith December 11, 2003

the haircut given to all asian males...instantly obtained after sleeping on the right side of ur face and constantly going to school without brushing it at all
Greg: Hey Jesse! Do you want to do something today?
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite
Jesse: Nah I can't . ..I'm going to get the Wayne Cut tonite
by joe smith May 13, 2005

Underwear of the mormon religion. Also known as Garments or simply G's. These Magic underwear give mormons the power of flight, invisibility, x-ray vision and gardening. Don't ask a mormon about his majic underwear or you will be attacked by an army of scary happy plastic robots
Man, good thing I had on my magic underwear, or I would have been killed when that steam-roller rolled over me.
by Joe Smith January 14, 2005

When a weak little guy with a flaming tattoo gets banged in the ass and gets a scrawny little mustache with his own fecal matter (a variation of the Dirty Sanchez.
by Joe Smith September 01, 2004

The coolest dad on earth that runs shit in the abode amidst the bottles of jack daniels and roller derby friday's.
The frog himself is a real man cause he takes care of his responsibilities even though he wants to run for the hills.
by joe smith January 27, 2004

weed eater can muffler 13.50's? huge ass aluminum wing 2.5 litter isn't that the size of a soft drink not a motor.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.
RICE ITS WHATS FOR DINNER.
by JOE SMITH November 20, 2003
