JOE's definitions
A stringed instrument that greats like Jimi Hendrix, Carlos Santana, Eric Clapton, and John Frusciante play or played extremely well.
1. You'll never be as good as John, he practices like 17 hours a day. A.K.A. Jesus.
2. Mike Einziger could come close.
3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.
4. Hendrix is god.
2. Mike Einziger could come close.
3. Santana is the Holy Spirit of guitar.
4. Hendrix is god.
by Joe May 15, 2005
Get the guitarmug. by JOE February 28, 2003
Get the Alonmug. 1. the best bang for your buck sports car. though it is 45k/55k(conv), it beats the shit outta a mercedes clk 55 amg (85k)+ a jaguar xkr (85k) with a natural aspired, not supercharged motor (also only a 6cyl compared to v8's); only 2nd to porsche 911 (85k++). if u ppl say what about the wrx sti or evo VII u deserve a beat down, though on paper they are better, and in there own right, they are absolutely awesome, u cannot compare to the feel u get from driving a german car, its undescribable, everything is designed so well, and omg u just can compare the driving pleasure. Dont get me wrong, if i had 30k i'd buy a japanese car but japans philosophy on engineering is practical price/performace and germans have a completly diff outlook - spare no expense.
2. a 12 guage shot gun made by germany's hecklar AND koch.
btw im not german, im not even white, it just appriciate there ability to make quality mechanical things, u need japan for electronics and america for, uhh ya,.
2. a 12 guage shot gun made by germany's hecklar AND koch.
btw im not german, im not even white, it just appriciate there ability to make quality mechanical things, u need japan for electronics and america for, uhh ya,.
by joe December 18, 2003
Get the m3mug. A female friend with nice breasts.
Note: the other word in relationship with this is a "joboba", which is a mostly male friend.
This form as in other languages such as spanish, the female form always uses the letter "a" as opposed to an "o"
Note: the other word in relationship with this is a "joboba", which is a mostly male friend.
This form as in other languages such as spanish, the female form always uses the letter "a" as opposed to an "o"
by Joe March 15, 2005
Get the jaboobamug. A japanese soft-form martial art focusing on leading the opponent around you in a circular motion, and placing a lock on them.
Although akido in not my favorite martial art, I think someone well trained in it could defeat many other martial artists I know.
by Joe January 30, 2005
Get the akidomug. 1. To tear down completely; raze.
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!
2. To do away with completely; put an end to.
3. To damage (someone's server, for example) severely. See Synonyms at ruin
4. Totally screwed up beyond repair. 5. Damage done for no apparent reason.
6. Totally fucked!
Damn, this server is huberd. I can't even get it to boot.
Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.
That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.
Someone huberd the settings on my firewall. Now it won't pass ANY traffic.
That tornado totally huberd the south side of town.
by Joe January 18, 2005
Get the Huberdmug. 