Urban Dictionary: Definitions by JOE

ross o carroll kelly

legend from book.
typical pos senior ruby cup playing guy.
become a role model for the young society in ireland!

ah lads i scored her last week and i didn't text her when i said i would.

omg u pulled a toal ross o carroll kelly on her.

thatll teach her to be a desperate cow

yeah i can get her anytine

by joe December 9, 2004

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black constipation

The nine months it takes a black women to shit out the baby

after i fucked her that nig was constipated for nine months

by Joe May 23, 2004

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broadband download

a massive bowel movement, usually describing one of the largest in your life.

dude, that was definitely a broadband download.

by joe January 14, 2004

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emo and hardcore music combined. some of the good newer bands include old underoath (not this new hardcore pussy shit, they were better when they had dallas), thursday, from autumn to ashes, silverstein, thrice, alexisonfire and some of the older bands include hot cross, saetia, and the kodan armada.

"hey man are you going to the sum 41 show later?"
"fuck no man, that shit is pussy. im going to the underoath show!"

by joe May 13, 2005

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flogging molly

1. An awesome folk/punk/drinking 7-man Irish band. They sing about how the wars in Ireland suck and how fun it is to drink and run into eachother.

2. Litterally meaning "drunks slamming into eachother".

Wow, Ireland kind of sucks. Thank God for Flogging Molly. This place is so war-torn i doubt that there is anything "left of the flag". (Reference to Flogging Molly song, if you didn't notice that, back out of this page).

by Joe January 7, 2005

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