swig the beef

to quaff liquor from the originating, sans chaser.

"the beef" refers to the high quality single malt whiskey Lagavulin, referred to as such for its decidedly beefy aftertaste.

the motherfucker's gonna swig the beef. what a beast.

by joe December 04, 2004

bloviate

To discourse at length in a pompous or boastful manner.

A key attribute to those that sell. To pretend to understand technical subject matter and sell it to others even dumber then oneself.

Tom, bloviated Matt's shaft for hours on the merits of Mircosoft's Swiss Cheese 1.0

by joe October 01, 2004

british cottage

girl gettin it from the front and the back

"Krysti Hartt"

by joe April 11, 2003

carpet licker

A lesbo dat likes to lick pussy.

How do yo become a lesbian? Oh thats easy hun, you just have to lick carpet. Lick carpet huh?

by joe April 23, 2003

crayston

Gheyboy, biggest gimp this side of leeds. went out with a millom bird

crayston fucks hunt

by joe April 20, 2004

Blueberry Muffin

A girl who gained 10-15 lbs in college but still wears the same clothes she did in high school. For an explanation, look at the part of the muffin that flops over the wrapper.

Joe: Did you see Jen in that half-shirt halter top?

Dan: Yea...She's leaking all over

Joe: Like Blueberry muffin...

Dan: hahahaha!

by Joe October 08, 2004

farter

one who expels gas from their arse.

Todd is such a farter! He never holds them in

by Joe August 05, 2004